Dear President Obama, Members of Congress, and Fellow Citizens
Effective immediately I am resigning from my position as a citizen of the United States of America – a once great and proud society. I find that I can prosper better if I am not a citizen. I can take day work, get paid in cash, and pay no taxes. I will get free healthcare, and as a non-citizen with no reportable income, will pay no taxes for that privilege. I will receive housing and food grants, and again, as a non-citizen with no reportable income I will pay no taxes for that entitlement! I can fully imagine that from my new perspective as a non-citizen I will once again see America as a great country. I thank God I have finally seen the light! Why didn’t someone try to enlighten me before now? Oh, I see, you all wanted someone to be left in “old America” paying taxes to pay for all these freebies! Well, I’ve caught on. And don’t worry, shhh, I won’t say a word! I know the truth now. I know we still need some “unenlightened” people to pay taxes for this windfall! But have any of you discussed what happens when everyone finally finds out about this? Who will pay the taxes then? Who will support us then? Am I missing something? Oh, you say a new one-world government will be implemented? And working people from other countries will support our entitlements? Wow, these guys have it all figured out, don’t they? Ok, I’m all in!!
I just hope there’s life on other planets, because eventually we’re going to need their taxes too!
Wake Up America!