"When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." - Benjamin Franklin;
"And when politicians find that honor and character matter less than buying votes and a constituency, that too will herald the end of the Constitution. When that happens we must work tirelessly to change their minds, or their occupation!" - Hoping The Blind Will See

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Resignation Letter

Resignation Letter

Dear President Obama, Members of Congress, and Fellow Citizens

Effective immediately I am resigning from my position as a citizen of the United States of America – a once great and proud society. I find that I can prosper better if I am not a citizen. I can take day work, get paid in cash, and pay no taxes. I will get free healthcare, and as a non-citizen with no reportable income, will pay no taxes for that privilege. I will receive housing and food grants, and again, as a non-citizen with no reportable income I will pay no taxes for that entitlement! I can fully imagine that from my new perspective as a non-citizen I will once again see America as a great country. I thank God I have finally seen the light! Why didn’t someone try to enlighten me before now? Oh, I see, you all wanted someone to be left in “old America” paying taxes to pay for all these freebies! Well, I’ve caught on. And don’t worry, shhh, I won’t say a word! I know the truth now. I know we still need some “unenlightened” people to pay taxes for this windfall! But have any of you discussed what happens when everyone finally finds out about this? Who will pay the taxes then? Who will support us then? Am I missing something? Oh, you say a new one-world government will be implemented? And working people from other countries will support our entitlements? Wow, these guys have it all figured out, don’t they? Ok, I’m all in!!

I just hope there’s life on other planets, because eventually we’re going to need their taxes too!

Wake Up America!

2 comments:

  1. sort of like the beginning roots of a chain letter be the first to collect and someone down the trail will be left standing alone. Count me in to un-citizenize too!

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  2. Hoping The Blind Will SeeOctober 31, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    You got it, who's going to be left holding the bag? That's the only question.

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